Senses by
Sherry Marie
Pairing: Zoro X Sanji
Warnings: yaoi, unfinished
Three of five parts so far
completed. This is basically a series of connected mini-fics where Zoro
and Sanji start to experience each other with the five senses. (One
sense per chapter) It's really just shonen ai right now, but kind
of fun. ^^
Tea and
Sympathy by Devo
Pairing: Zoro X Sanji X Zoro
Warnings: Yaoi, NC-17, complete
Definitely the best One Piece
fic I've read so far. This author knows exactly how to drag it out and
how long to keep the reader in suspense. The days are hot in
Grand Line, and the crew has taken to their birthday suits...
Dreams Come True
by Babaca
Pairing: Zoro X Sanji X Nami
Warnings: Bisexuality, Het, Yaoi, complete
It's not just Nami that Sanji
loves! And hey, you'd better be carefull waking him up in the morning.
Read
It! and
Read the sequel, and
Read it's sequel!
Schoolboys
Arc by Shuttlebut Inc. (Whom I adore.)
Pairing: Sanji x Zoro
Warnings: AU, multiple series.
This is part of a
series (
more than the 4 parts of this particular section) where everyone
go to...school. >_> That sounds retarded, doesn't it? Forgive me.
Just picture all the nakama-goodness of One Piece inside a school
without all the "OMG you stole my boyfriend, bitch! Die! Now I
become crazy stalker!"--scaryness that happens in most school-fics
(coughNarutoFandomGirlscough). Anyways, this is the first section and
the rest can be found at Dizzy.
I
Touch Myself by Shuttlebut Inc. (lovelovelove)
Pairing: Sanji, Zoro, Sanji x Zoro
Warnings: Masturbation, and lots of it.
The summary for this
says it
all: "THE masturbation fic. ...No fic about masturbation should be
this long." And honestly, that's the truth. Basically, there's a
bit of a Sanji-Zoro-get-together fic smothered in lots and lots of
jerking off at sea. Not a bad combo. XD
The
Best Medicine by scuttlebut_inc
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Warnings: squick? I dunno, I'm sure lots of people have sex when
they're sick. (It's just a flu or something)
So Zoro is sick and
Sanji has to take care of them and what the hell -- let's have sex!
It's just good, like everything by Scuttlebut.
Newlyweds
by Peroxidepest17
Pairing: Zoro + Sanji (75% one sided. 50% Zoro, 25% Sanji.)
Warnings: Hillarious, sequel to mini-drabble but not necessary to read
that first, really.
In a previous drabble,
something very Kyou Kara Maou happens when on a small island one act of
violence between Zoro and Sanji is local custom for a marriage proposal
and so the two are married. Now Sanji has to grumble and try to
figure out a way to escape the stupid marriage that Zoro seems only too
happy to endure and even his darling Nami-san is all for the union! How
much worse can things get?!
Hillarity ensues.
The Cure by xparrot
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Warnings: Nothing graphic.
You will laugh and
then you will think about it and laugh some more. It's a 300 word
drabble that is just...so...so insanely not possible but completely
possible and somehow canon without being canon. Seriously.
Swordsmen According to Sanji by
Cairnsy
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji/Zoro (no sex)
Warnings: A little language, but really... you've gotten used to me by
now, I think.
Amazing. The
whole fic is the snark between Zoro and Sanji-- Sanji riling Zoro up,
Zoro speeding up his workout so he can finish faster and then beat the crap out of that shitty love cook,
and Usopp freaking out on the side. But it's so much MORE than
that. It's those unexpected little character traits that pop up in One
Piece and make you burst out laughing. It's cute, and I reallllly hope
she writes a sequel, because frankly, it demands one all on it's own.
Nicotene and Gravy by Devosama
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Warnings: the usual
A fantastic fic I read
regularly but somehow have always forgotten to rec. It's got nice,
solid characterization with smooth blending of plot (?) and smut and
just..development. Solid, solid development. Really nice and much
more BOOM! than I make it out to be. It's just that afterwards I feel
really content.
Frying Pan by Paxnirvana
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji, surprise sub-pairing
Warnings: Well, the sub-pairing really pleased me, so hopefully if you
like what I rec you'll like that, too. Otherwise you're a big weirdo.
Fun Fun Fun! This is
really awesome, just bust-a-gut fun and soooo sneaky snarky good.
Really, fantastic.
Somewhere
that is not Sanji's kitchen by Alita B Angel
Pairings: Zoro/Sanji/Zoro
Smut,
but hillarious. And how often do you get to read hillarious smut? Not
as often as you'd like. Plus, it has the added bonus of being all
snarky-boys-are-boysness you always hope for but rarely see. Lovely in
it's smutty, hillarious man-action.
Dawn
Watch with Coffee and Turnovers by Paxnirvana
Pairings: Zoro/Sanji
Warnings: Smut
Smut.
Unrepentant, delicious smut. But you know, it's also got just
this...inkling of something else that binds it all together so nicely.
Idee
Fixe by Scuttlebut Inc [Zoro/Sanji]
This
is great, but the first chapter is friends locked (you can be added
pretty easily) because of sort-of-NC. Mmm, hard to explain, I was
worried before I started reading it, but it's really just fantastic and
full of little details and awesome character development that you'll
adore. Very serious, very good.
Arrangements
and Fair Trade by tripoverhercats [Zoro/Sanji]
This
is...weird. I mean, it's good, it balances things, it has a lot of neat
under-wit, but it's not exactly what you're used to from any facet of
the One Piece fandom, and there's a very good reason for that: It takes
place very, VERY shortly after Sanji has joined the crew and it's from
his perspective. We can all agree that the main element that makes One
Piece so addictive is that close-knit camaraderie between the crew, but
you also have to admit that it takes a little time to develop that and
sink into it for each new character. So if Sanji seems a little strange
in this, I take it that way, and it works. It works well. It's just
so... well it's a Sanji-centric narrator, but the loveliness is that
end moment where everything suddenly just turns the tables on him after
all his snark and cool, calm, collected strategy. It's -fantastic-. And
it has almost no plot. XD
Enter
Summer by Snarkymonkey
[Zoro/Sanji]
'Near
smut', she calls it. It's fun, it's snarky, and it's just in time for
the onset of cold weather! And you know, Zoro and Sanji. What more do
you want, almost a month after Speak Like a Pirate Day?
There was another One Piece fic I wanted to rec here,
but all of a sudden I can't read it because it's "protected". >_>
I don't remember what it was, but it was good.
The
Way Inside by Sherrymarie [Zoro/Sanji]
Short, quick, effective-- very to the point, but somehow languorous,
too. It's weird, but I like it. Kind of calming.
Vanity
- Famous Last Stand by odrade42 [Zoro/Sanji]
Hillarity
ensues! I love how in One Piece you can throw these mad people onto a
crazy island and absolute insane goodness comes out of it. SO GOOD.
Zoro, you are the ideal. XD
Crossing
Down by Snarkymonkey [Zoro/Sanji]
Fun
island!stop snark. I can't say more than that except that I love the
whole...the whole thing, everything. It's good, simple fun. XD
An
Obvious Slant by ?? [Zoro/Sanji]
I
don't know who this was by or what it was called because once again
it's gone protected-entry on me. -_-; But whatever it was, I liked it,
damnit!
Grandline,
the Land of Zolos by alita_b_angel [Zoro x Sanji, Zoro/Luffy]
This
is crack. But not like "WTF THAT IS CRACK"-crack, but more like, "Ha ha
ha, I can only sort of see this happening in the manga, but I still
-can-"-crack. 60% crack, 40% maybe. And fun, and short, and funny. XD
The second part, however (there's more than one here) is absolute
CRACK. CRACK ON A STICK. And like, the kind of crack that kills you
because it wasn't a clean batch. Just so you know. But you'll still
like it. I think.
Somewhere
That Is Not Sanji's Beloved Kitchen by alita_b_angel
[Sanji x Zoro]
Seriously. She makes this sound like crack, but when you read it, it's
not at all. It's just GOOD and smutty and GOOD.
Marriage
Cycle by Celeste [Zoro x Sanji]
Oh
come on. If you haven't been reading her marriage crack series that
turned into something even better than you thought it could possibly
have been, you've been missing out.
Shared
Spaces by paxnirvana [Zoro/Sanji]
This
was...weird. In a good way. I had a week around Zoro's birthday where a
flood of Zoro-Sanji fic came out, and this is just past that. It's fun,
slippery, and involves baths. (What more can you ask?) What's best
about it is that you go through all this smut-- which is very nice --
and then there is this hillarious ending that you just...you just have
to love it. That's all I can say, really.
Nakama
Cycle by Celeste [Gen? Some Zoro/Sanji]
A
series of drabbles following the "Courtship Rituals" universe that I
love so much. They're all really, reaaaally good, but my favourite from
this set has to be that last little bit, which is a very nice tie-back
to a casual mention earlier on. Lovely.
The
First Time by sherrymarie [Zoro/Sanji]
Classic in so many ways. I mean, there's the standard set up with this
awesome, AWESOME tag line at the end. I died.
Lessons
Taught by paxnirvana [Zoro/Sanji]
This follows "Bad Timing" (link included at top of fic) and ...resolves
things? >_> Sort of?
...
Really, have you ever read anything bad by this girl? No, I thought not.
Parenthood
Cycle by Celeste [Zoro/Sanji but GEN]
Seriously. Because the focus isn't them at all. It's their kids.
And it's not crack. (!?) No really. Another series of drabbles solving
Luffy's conundrum.
Easy
Rhythm, Wrong Drum by snarkymonkey [Zoro/Sanji]
Is it bad that this reminded me of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves?
Because I fucking loved
that movie when I was a kid. My sister and I must have watched it like
thirty times on VHS. We would rewind it and just watch it again. This
is good-- has a kind of leading ending, some snark, some sex, some
nakama-antics, and some hillarity, and it all ties together rather
nicely. Very enjoyable.
Walking
Through by Sherry Marie [Zoro/Sanji with hits of Zoro/Luffy,
Zoro/Johnny/Yosaku]
There is a brief warning at the top of this for implied character
death, but don't worry. If I read it, it can't be that
sad. At any rate, this is a kind of over-the-years birthday thing for
Zoro, pretty realistic, too, going from when he was very young to
sometime in the un-dated future. You'll enjoy it.
Gen, Misc, Etc.
Drabbles
Loose in Chronology by Alita_b_angel [Smoker x Ace, Zoro x Sanji]
More crack! But you know. Hillarity and other stuff
ensue. (It was Zoro's birthday! You didn't expect mass-Zoro drabbles?
Come on.)
Sanji
Drabble by paxnirvana [gen]
Ooh.
Short, strong, serious. The ending is very classic and sharp, leads
into something that isn't actually there but that you can imagine
clearly anyway. Fantastic!
Through
Children's Eyes by chapter_house [Nakamaship with eventual ZoSan]
Okay,
so the premise of this sounds overdone, but the execution of it, the
delivery and the characterization, the plot-- all of it is brilliant,
understated, very much cool and calm and relaxed and with a good feel
of canonishness about it. Zoro and Luffy are hit by a beam from a mad
merman who ate the "Gaki Gaki" fruit, and so are stuck as 6-year-olds
for 30 days. Merry is then in a weaker defensive position, on the run
from marines and their captain is-- Well, then again, there's not too
much of a difference from how Luffy normally operates.
Untitled
by nike_victory [Gen]
I
know what com it's on, okay? But it's -gen-. And a nice, snarky piece
of gen it is, too. Has the classic OP hijinks you'd see in the manga,
the snark, the situation fits into some recent chapters of the manga
(not -too- recent, but recent, this arc) and just...good, fun, easy.
Hands by Becky [Robin/Sanji]
Her entire purpose was to write doujinshi!sex!Sanji, and oh, oh, it succeeds brilliantly.
Really... doujinshi-tastic sex with full on abuse of Robin's
devil-fruit ability and Sanji's.... er...excellent ability to be bottom
even with a girl. No, really.